Greetings to whomever may currently be reading this! Given, the size of the audience may not be terribly large now – however, the developer worked his ass off on the website, and it’s about time I apply my.. skillset (whatever it may be) to bettering it.
Now, before I continue (“on to f**king what?! This is going no where!” -I can see half of you saying this aloud after reading that), I’d like to talk about a few things. I will however, keep it short – my stoned ramblings usually entail a lot of headache and confusion, so if you can get to the end of the article, kudos to you!
1. What is this website?
Well, scroll down a bit, and I’m pretty sure you’d understand the gist of what we’re trying to get across here – Marijuana. It’s a Marijuana Database/Community- TH.See (THC! Smart, right?). We would love to build a beautiful website, filled with OMGWTF pictures of different high end strains, some of which have already been posted in the Gallery. We will bring you the best pictures of some of the nicest strains, and some of the most stunning bud shots you will ever see.
We are currently in the works of creating a new feature for the gallery – one which will enable you to partake in the orgasm of bud shots even more clearly/resolutely.
2. Is it only a Gallery? Could I replace your ENTIRE website with a Google Images search? After all, it’s just pictures yeah?
First off, lulz@you if you had a question remotely similar to that.
Second off, NO! It’s not just pictures! With a new, extraordinary magnifying feature coming to our gallery (which comes complete with stunning pictures of resinous bud), you’re able to appreciate the bud like it were a diamond in your hand, and you were… a diamond appreciator! I have no f**king idea what they’re called – A quick google search could fix that, but I R LAZY. +10 points to right answer in Comments section!
Thirdly offly (I’m very aware this is not a word, but I used it, and I liked it), this will be a community driven site – Which means, on top of finding some of the nicest goods and showing it to you, our users will be doing the same in the Gallery. With weekly budshot contests in the forum that will be showcased on the main page of the website, we as a community are going to be offered the very finest in weed across the world – and have a dedicated forum (and hopefully home) in which we can discuss the world’s finest herb! So go to the forum, and try to start posting your budshots!
3. So only a forum and a gallery and a community?
Nah, we cure cancer during our free time.
4. What do I have to look forward to?
A lot of updates, an active, and lively community – a stunning array of marijuana pictures, strain information, etc. Everything you need to know about weed and it’s smoking (or ingesting!) is on this website! Check out the Forums that have a wide range of topics to post in – Including my personal favorite “Showcase your Glass!”.
5. You mentioned earlier, ‘like-minded’ or someshit like that. How the hell do you know what I’m like?
First off, eat a c**k. Second, I’m getting into a fight with myself – aren’t we all similar in that respect?
In all honesty however, I did refer to something of the sort earlier on in the post. As we are all aware, there is a variety of weed grown all around the world – some terrible, some alright, some better, some great, and some that knock you out. Furthermore, there are people who don’t care what they smoke, be it freshly cut lawn grass, or be it OG Kush. Others, appreciate the better weed when it comes around. And we smoke nothing less than the greatest weeds. We will go out of our way to secure the greatest ganj’, and the payoff is hella worth it. We are arrogant smokers, and we love it. No room for bush in my life. In my reference to similarity, I merely want to establish a community of people like us – and I know you’re out there.
6. Is this the last question?
Yes. Yes it is.
We will be working hard on this website, and we hope you as a community would be willing to enjoy a comfortable, and entertaining stay with us.